Who did Billy Mays play for?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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