Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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