You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I smell like Dick and happiness
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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