hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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