Having a random hookup so left but love u
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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