She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Randomize
