Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I still have a little drunk in my system
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
