That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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