he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Alive.
So much puke
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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