Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I will pee on everything he values.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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