Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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