Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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