dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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