found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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