Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Boobs are out for the taking
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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