like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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