I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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