I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
