you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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