Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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