I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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