So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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