I wanna bring you to show and tell
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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