just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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