You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
we're so committed to being not committed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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