I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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