Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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