Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I FOUND THE LEGS
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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