Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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