That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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