some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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