you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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