so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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