office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
