Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
