I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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