I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
