Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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