i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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