question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He passed out mid-signature
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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