He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
well you can't waste a boner
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize