Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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