the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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