fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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