friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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