Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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