next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
