Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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