I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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