I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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