super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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