She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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