there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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