Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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