He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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