My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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