Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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